The Sin of Wanking

Fenman · Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

Paddy goes to confession and says "Oi've nicked a fiver from the collection box Father"

Priest asks why

Paddy says "Ta get me leg over"

A confused Priest tells him to say 12 Hail Marys and to repay the money.

The Priest, still confused goes to lunch and meets the Rev Mother from the local convent.

"What's a leg over?" he asks

She replies .... wait for it

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"A FIVER"

Brianne · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

I decided to see what confessional is like 40 years after my last one and went to local catholic church. Confessed to wanking. No problem. Priest said that he does not regard wanking as a sin, so carry on regardeless.

That's it for another 40 years when I confess to shagging my wife up the @rse

Fenman · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:38 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

My priest went to the doctor who diagnosed AIDS. He gave him Ex-Lax, a pound of prunes, syrup of figs, Alka-Seltzer and an enema.

He asked the doctor if that would cure the AIDS.

He said "No, but It'll teach ya what ya arse is for"

Brianne · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:49 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

from what the priest said about wanking, sex, contaception etc , I think it's ok to shag my wife up the @rse as long as I am not wearing a condom, which I don't do anyway, so I am safe from the fires of hell

Fenman · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:10 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

Do you want me to hold the camera Brianne? (Just want to help, that's all)

Freeform · Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:17 am Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

I was raised catholic, and I say glory be every time i finish myself off LOL As for the cialis I swear by it, i too have had the same problem and Brianne and i do thank the powers that be for making such a wonderful little pill. I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later. beats whipping a wet noodle!

Brianne · Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:14 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

[quote="Freeform"] I find I'm good for the wife for about 2-3 days and am able to get hard in panties for about a 5-6 days later![/quote]

I have taken one Cialis pill every Friday for a year now and find that it does indeed last well into the next week. Nowadays I can shag my wife to orgasm no bother on a Wednesday. Well worth £9 a pill

Brianne · Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: The Sin of Wanking

and on special occasionswhen she asks me to shag her up the arse I seem to get an extra special hard-on, but still only last about 10 minutes before I cum